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Poker Face at the first Hong Kong BTW Ball

 These are two of my self-portraits.

I'll teach you how to play poker he said. What sort? Five card stud, everybody has £100 or can play with $10 and matches to represent £100, I don't care, as long as I get my £100 per month. There is a catch, the winner is the banker, and banks the £500. The five players/teams each have a colour, and these represent the team they play for. 

Different colours represent different thing. Foe example, thos working for minimum wages, McDonald's worker, wear a Yellow T-shirt, those below twice the minimum wear Red. Those below three times the minimum wear Green, those below four times wear Black. The aim is to lift the basic rate for Red by $2 per hour, while keeping the minimum the same, and maintaining relarivity so that green ger $4 and hour and so on.

These colours also represent ither thing, like Black represent Black Knight Licorice, a Nestles product, and does not represent either cadbury Chocolate (Easter eggs), or Nestle's chocolate easter eggs, which are women's teams exclusively. I'm not sureI get it I told him. You will he said. In order to sell easter eggs, I must have the right to sell chocolate, meaning owning the recipe, which is Fry's. Also marshmallow, and coloured marsmallow, also aluminium foil to wrap the eggs. I see, I said. I want my team of Christian women to get me 10c per hot cross bun sold, with the money going to the church, because I own the brand name, and I already tried nicely to get payment by writing to some manufacturers, (bakers) but they told me to go away. How do you know you own the brand name, I asked. I'm unique, he said. There is one God, and one Jesus. Jesus looked like me, but I am the only person on the planet who does not come from here, that is why it is posible for two of me to live overlapping, but complete lives, simultaneously. Ohters who want to be two different people on this planet, like yourself, must share their time between the two bodies, and therefore must find somebody else to fill in when they are elsewhere. Can you give me some examples? The obvious ones are the Anti-hrist, he said Napoleon Bonepart, and Hitler, who were many people. At the other end you have my mother, who had other people play her role for me after she died, or was killed. I filled in for the last 10 days of her life. David Beckham is an exapmple of myself, but Mather Ridge filled in foe me/Davis, to sire Victoria's children, thus raping her. Prince Harry is another example of myself. Russell Crowe. Those men who want to share their wives, without informing them of what they are doing, are usually members of teh freemason's lodge, but a man cannot be his own son, therefore thre is no rational reason why they should choose to change, eexcept they have been doing it for 4,000 years. Now they can either do it in prison, or go to Mars and spend 500 years there before they die. It sounds a bit harsh, I said. Do you know how many wars have been fought over this, he said. This is the Nazi party. Millions have died because of these, countless property and waelth have been destroyed in their name. Do not underestimate my power, it is limitless. It is teh power of Love, teh power of God.

Also, he said, all unemployed must work 8hrs per week for the government, (council) sorting rubbish and recycling, to pay for their tax obligation and unemployment benefit.