Sharapova Diaries

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Secret Diaries of a Naughty Queen


"It all began in school. It was probaly when I was about 6, maybe less, and still not sure what I wanted to do with my life, but I loved to sing and one day I was singing along with my hairbrush in my hand dressed in my mother's clothes and high heels, with her lipstick and whipped cream all over my face when she came home from church unexpectedly, so I was "

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Superstars

You're on the radio again babe. What is it this time, I ask, sleepily? Born this way. What time is it? 4.30am my time, I haven't a clue where you are.

You there? Yes i'm fine I said. K. Written any good songs? No I'm having a break, You? Yes I've written two, he said, but I didn't write them down. Maybe they'll come back, But its a good sign, I haven't felt like writing a song or poem for 30 years. That's a long time, I said. almost half a life time, he said. What are you trying to do, I ask him? Make me feel like your Grandaughter? Greatgrandaughter, lol, he replied. This isn't funny mal, I told him. It does have its lighter side he said. I feels so wrong to be talking to you like this. God, I told him. Behave yourself. Been thinking about ideas for your next show, he said. And what did you come up with? Nothing so far, he said, but wouldn't it be good if you could be first to have a virtual reality concert on the net? Do we have the technology, I asked him? NEC are leading the research, he said, but I don't know how far they ae getting. Wouldn't be a bad idea to have a word with them when you are i Japan. I'm too tired to think about it I said. What ya doing in Chicago, he ask. That the organize crime capital of the world. Somebody invite you to party? Something like that I tell him. I'll tell you about it later. Yes, you know that woman's intuition feeling, he say. It real strong. That's good I tell him. What it tell you? Tell u later.

Do you believe in Roswell aliens, he ask me? I'm not sure if they were real or not, I say. They real, he tell me. There was five of them, in five ships.

 Their ships look a little like this he say. But with more inside, but about this size, maybe bigger. They float, have computers, and explode if they drift too far from main ship. The skin is thinmetal, and reshapes itself automatically if damaged. We are going to have bridges too, which are powered by electricity, and light weight, but fall down if the electricity goes off.

They're about this size, he said. deliberatey too small for humans to try to copy, or get into ship. They eat vitamins, and the ship is powered with water as fuel. They have huge eyes, and can see in pitch black, with moonlight being as day. They see many frequencies, not just visible light. What else, I ask? They are clones, and are the very top end predator in the universe, with remarkable powers. One once changed the whole population of a planet into eels. They are harmless though, and mainly cruise around looking at dinosaurs, because they are not allowed to bring new technology and share it. Funny that they would do that, when God knows all anyway. Remarkable I agreed. How you know so much I ask? I'm it, he say. They are  race from the futre, he say. I am them. I have travelled between galaxies.

They look a bit like this he tell me, but I think the arms are too thick. The US airforce cut the left arm off one, while it was still alive and breathing. Do they feel no pain, I ask him?  Yes but physical pain of having arm removed without  anesthetic, is nothing compared to the pain of having someone wanting to do so. I could see through mirrors, and communicate telepathetically with humans with ease, and travel many timrs faster than the speed of light. in a sub space environment. Can you prove it, I asked? The US government has proof, but will be unable to crack the computer, he said.                            more

 

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