"It all began in school. It was probaly when I was about 6, maybe less, and still not sure what I wanted to do with my life, but I loved to sing and one day I was singing along with my hairbrush in my hand dressed in my mother's clothes and high heels, with her lipstick and whipped cream all over my face when she came home from church unexpectedly, so I was "

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What if I don't show up at Sky Tower after the show, I txt him. I thought you love the capital HIM, not the WHIM, he txt bck. It doesn't matter I tell him. You had better have someone show up with the money, he say. How much I ask? Just £1,000 at easter plus $12 for the internet connection, plus £200 for April and Mayor you'll be doing 3 years in a prison. It don't sound too nice of you I say. He txt back immediately, you could jus give me my money now ann save the trouble of  my working another season in Kiwifruit. We have some legal issues to sort out regarding royalties on itune MP3 players and so on he say. We really should talk. No I say, I thought U love me?
I have love a lot of people he say, little girls crying because they are too young to have me yet. Me too I say, mostly boys though. You jus got to get back on the horse an marry somebody else then he say. Who else love you I demand! You don't know them, he reply. Just as well, I'm miffed to max. I'm not a solitare player, he state. I'm more a snap man, and make a fast decision, maybe tell everyone later, but it take two to tango. Foxtrot, I say. To bed, he ask?  You spin to dim. I don't think I do I say. He has a real cheek. Who he think he b?
Your songs, except close to the edge which reminds me always of cleaning toilets, and I was close to the edge when everyone started pissing on the floor, always sound like you are telling me something. What? I'm special to you, he say, but Whitney was the same, and she never came through with her promises. You were probably out of her league, I say. In what way, he ask? U Catholic? Lol

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I can't help myself cracking up after that one. He bring me back to reality. That is one hell of a nice chest you have, I must say, he say. You like it, I say? I'd love to touch it, he say. I got it in Italy, I say. It is very fine, he say, is it leather. Of course I reply. Do you know any dirty Italian words he ask me? Only German ones. Some Ities taught me some Italian sign language, he said. Is that the same thing, I ask? What about drugs, he ask me? What bout them? You take any heroin or amphetemenes? Does any girl I shoot back? I know a few, he say. Who hd had herion put in their drinks, and they was hooked before they knew it. How long it take I ask? A few months, he reply, you should be careful about that sort of thing? I is I said. I get my blood test regularly. Don't worry.
You ever use Gilletto, he txt me? Is this a market survey I txt back. If you like, he txt back, more a gallop pole. I think so, I say. I'm not stuck to one brand, why you ask? No idea he say. PUHHLEZE. God, Save me from this type of man. You know what the Chinese fhrase for poking pigs is in Italian, he ask? No, and I don't want to I say. OK.
On the other hand..HE txt ME.  WHAT I txt back. On the other hand, if you meet me somewhere, and we work together, with your team. Yes?                  more
 

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