mayfair

Love getting my ass kicked in rehearsal. Everything hurts and I love it. Broke every nail and tangled every hair this week. Bad to the Bone.

The guy txt me  again. He said, did I get the Valentines chocolate he left with my secretary. I txt him back, no I thought we already covered that one off. He say it was Whitaker's cookies and berries, and 6 Ferrero Rocher. I thought so he said, she gave them back and I threw them out. He hoped I didn't eat them and buy me the same. No I'd never spend a dime on you I thought. He txt once more, He brought some salada crackers, some  rice crackers, a tomato, and a cucumber, and a knife for my lunch. I already had my lunch I said. He txt me he was hoping to eat my sandwiches. Go away, I txt back, an if n you txt me again I'll get my security to write you a polite letter. It won't be necessary he txt back, I understand. Was it the children thing coming up again? Did I see the bodyguard, and did I like Whitney Houston? I say, Whitney is dead, and I like I will always love you.

He say, when he hear me singing Born this way, it sounds to him like I'm singing directly to him, the way Whitney sounds in I will always love you. He say, did I mean I think he is Jesus Christ, or did I mean the Jesus who is dead and living in the sky? No, I txt. That good he say. At least I don't think we are playing out a movie where he is Kevin Costner. Like Dances with wolves, I ask him? Wasn't that a good one he ask? Except the scene where the mule skinner got drunk, n started on his mules. I missed that bit I said. Yes he replied, his auntie Peg had a horse that had had sexual relations with six different men within maybe, an hour or less. Oh, I say, but not sure what he means. you think thats funny. Do you really I ask him? It not supposed to be funny he say, it just a fact. Good thing for him that his auntie Peg never found out about it, he say. I'm really starting to worry about this guy. How did they get the horse to stand still for so long I ask? His Uncle Maurice knew he say. He don't like any horse that stick it head in corner of paddock beside tree. it make him nervous about approaching from the back. His Uncle horse once took sidestep when he was junping on from a fence. I land on ground quite hard, he say, but nobody see, except we get these "Coming in to Land" Christmas cards every year from them. They must have bought 20.

He ask me if there was a chance we could meet up at the sky tower after her show for a bite to eat or a drink? I don't thin so I said, I have to check my itinery first. He said he'd wait about half an hour if I could make it, or let him know if I could think of somewhere beter. Sure, I txt him, but was thinking not much chance of that.