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"It all began in school. It was probaly when I was about 6, maybe less, and still not sure what I wanted to do with my life, but I loved to sing and one day I was singing along with my hairbrush in my hand dressed in my mother's clothes and high heels, with her lipstick and whipped cream all over my face when she came home from church unexpectedly, so I was "

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This looks like me, but it isn't. Why do they have to put Oops! there. I'm sure if she didn't want to show everyone what her nipples look like she could have put a bit of tape on. This is so tacky.

Isn't young love wonderful? Kids are growing up so fast these days. You used to have to be at least 13 to have a girlfriend like this.

Im sort of obsessed with these little cuties: The OMG Girlz: http://youtu.be/6GSyrnsn4WI I just want comb their hair and tie bows in it all day!!!

I've been so lazy lately, and hardly written anything in my diary. It's partly because this tour has spawned a new crop of creeps, obsessives and stalkers.

Listening to HAIR, singing into hairbrush. I think I forgot I'm a pop singer for 5 whole minutes + then remembered I GET TO TOUR THIS SHIZ!

Wow, when did I write this? Just a few days ago maybe. It brings back memories, of before I had mammories, if you know what I mean. Have to watch out about flashing, some of my fans are so obsessive they think get very hurt and angry and start threatening me when I show too much. Others always ask for more, and all they want is to see you naked, looking right down the barrel. It shust goes to show, you can't please everyone. Some guys think I'm cheap, but I'm not. I've probably had way fewer lovers than Marilyn, and most of hers wanted anal sex. I'd say I have had fewer than one a week for the last three years. Can that be bad?

best night ever. watching bridal television with HAUS while my stylist burst into tears wishing he was there to style the brides. #NOBEADING Did ANYONE see SPRINGSTEEN on Fallon last night!!! Buy his new album. It is so genius its hard to even believe. Just mind-blowing passion.

I'm too young to remember Springsteen when he first came out. Apparently most of his fans prefererred "The Wild and the Innocent...", and didn't like it when he just became more rocking. It was too bland for them apparently. I'm working on some new songs, but have to get this tour out of the way first.

Superstars

Me as Blondie. How scary is that?

Me as myself. Maybe I should try David Bowie.

Don't know what made me start thinking about children. I think I want at least six. I hope when I do meet Mr Right, that he wants them too. I prefer boys, I hope he doesn't want girls. What a thought.

No, I'm not doing lady McBeth, I have just been bobbing for apples, but somebody put something really tasting bad in the water, bluestone mybe. It just caught me when I wasn't expecting it. Who knewthe papparazi would be there? The other one is an audition for Swan Lake. Who knew it is a color? The guy (artist) put chalk all over the floor. Is that it I said, Mr Degas? He said, No, that's where I want you to lie.