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What's your story, I say? Do you know the one about the three little pigs, he ask me? Sure. You like it, he ask? Yep. You in bed, yes I lied. You all tucked in? More or less I say. Good, well once upon these pigs had three houses. Was one of them a brick house, I asked him. It sure was he said, and one pig lived there all alone. Was he a big bad pig, I asked? No, you're thinking., he said. Sorry I txt him. Of the three billy goats gruff, he said. Oh. That's the one with the hairy troll in it, he said. Get on with it I txt him. Well. So there were these three houses on the monoply game, and the brick house was called Caesar's. There was a house made of the finest wook, called the Waldorf Salad, or Saladin's, and a house made out of hay bales, that the little boys weren't allowed to play in. Why not I asked. Um, because little pigs play with matches, and may accidentally start a fire he said. Good point, I  said. Anyway, the house made of straw represents the Microsoft operating system, he said. What sort of salad, did it have, I asked. You getting sleepy yet, he asked me? No. Good he said, well, probably a Chinese fried rice salad, anyway it's not important. Go on.

 not only do you not own the copyright to your own manual, you don't have mirror commands, which are installed in your software, you don't have an undelete, or an unformat, meaning you don't have delete, or format either, or copy, or xcopy, in fact you don't have anything, and not only that, your own Dos 5 was released on a Taiwanese platform a year before you released it, and NEC released their own version for teh asian market, a couple of days before you released in the USA.

 In the mean time, you don't got a mouse, or browser windows, or scroll bars or timing system in JavaScript, because I'm the Emperor, and I own Sun. Keep knocking but you can't come in, keep betting, and watch out for the sun rising in the east. Take a look at the map of france, if that is where we are. I'm not gaga, I'm completely sane. So the little pigs had a look.