"It all began in school. It was probaly when I was about 6, maybe less, and still not sure what I wanted to do with my life, but I loved to sing and one day I was singing along with my hairbrush in my hand dressed in my mother's clothes and high heels, with her lipstick and whipped cream all over my face when she came home from church unexpectedly, so I was "
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Horace "Harry" Derwent was a self-made millionaire and former owner of the Overlook Hotel. He is responsible for much of the Overlook's notorious history. Derwent purchased the Overlook sometime in the early 1940s and invested over one million dollars into its renovation before the grand opening on August 29, 1945, which Derwent celebrated by hosting a lavish masked ball. He appears to Jack in the Colorado Lounge as one of the apparitions at the ball. However, unlike Lloyd the bartender, and Grady the caretaker, Derwent does not actually interact with Jack.
There are many links to other King books. The Overlook hotel is mentioned in Misery, and the main character's telepathic abilities in The Stand are referred to as "the shine". The character Dick Hallorann appears in King's It, as a young soldier who saves the life of the father of the main character at an African-American nightclub. The Regulators, written by King under the pseudonym Richard Bachman, refers to the novel The Shining, and one of The Dark Tower novels refers to the film version. A poem that Jack Torrance reads in the novel (actually written by King as an undergraduate) resurfaces in Lisey's Story.
I txt HIM for a change. What this bout someone dumb enough to explain things to, I said? The word was stupid, I think he said. Who do you know who is stupid enough to have a bank account, EFTPOS and pay $200 for something which costs $100. You would have to be stupid to double for anything, I said. Even backgammon, he asked? or to steal from Jesus. And why would you settle for a twelth of a fortune, when you could have half? Depends how big the fortune is, he said. Why would you settle for a diamond ring, when you could have a diamond bracelet, or have a wooden one with no meaning, but it is priceless in value. Good question I said.
You have how many records, 64 million? Do you want a billion, or are you happy with that? I know what you mean, I said. I just want my fans to be happy. And that makes you happy, he asked? It does.
How many record sales you made so far, he asked? 64 million? Something like that I replied. And how much you made. They give you $1 a copy, or two, you made $25 million? Can't say, I said. Well if you were getting a third of the price, considering, and it was $25 a copy you'd have something like $512 million by now, he said. txt that to me again I requested. $25 a copy? Thats the local price, he said, you probably pay only $10 in the USA. Maybe, I said. What's the considering? Well real wages in this country, $600 per week, means that with your wages higher in the states, you should still pay $25 a copy, whereas ther appears to be one worldwide price, in US dollars. Maybe again, I said.
The Beatles and Elvis are tops, with one billion sales each or something, then you know, Madonna, Michael Jackson, and a whole lot of others including Prince, Eminem, the Village people and the Spice girls. Do you know them by the way? No. Not even posh, I asked, I find that hard to believe. No its true I said, Alrighty then.
Did you really get your teeth fixed, he asked? In what way, I said? I think your teeth are beautiful as they are, I said, they ae part of what makes you you. Who said I was goning to get my teeth fixed? I thought you did he said. Maybe, I replied. You'll hae to come to my show and see. I'm planning on it, he said, but I don't think I'll get close enough to you to see them. Look on the big screen, I said. Are you having a big screen, he asked. Did I say so? No you said llook on the big screen. it doesn't mean there will be one. Well then come to the stage and I'll let you see me up close. I don't think they would recognise me, he said. No thanks.
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I'm finding this conversation boring, she said. Will you please go away and stop bothering me? Are you sure, he asked? What are you still doing here I asked? I'm not number 2 in anybodies world, he said. Really? Yes really, he said. I'm going to sit in the back row and stay incogneto whether you want me to or not. He said, if you want to catch up with me before you leave, it is up to you, but know for sure that once I start my trip back home after the show alone, that will be it for us forever.
He said, if you want to catch up with me before you leave, it is up to you, but know for sure that once I start my trip back home after the show alone, that will be it for us forever. That sounds fair, I said. There is plenty going on in my life without you. In fact my career is just beginning, and I'll be fine. You have never tried life without me, he said, whether you know who I am or not, I have always loved you. I know that when i see you. You on the other hand have nevr seen me, so you don't know whether you love me or not.
Well I know you're not my type. I said. True, he replied. Your antics make me feel a lot of emotions I don't like. I guess it is because I have never been into that free sex with multiple partners scene. And you think I'm into that, I said. No I don't, but I'm probably the only guy in the world who doesn't. It isn't worth thinking about. Everything about you is completely available to everybody except me, but I'll get over it. I just have to become more detached. I'll come to your show and watch you catch fire and burn up. Thanks I said. Oh don't mention it he said. I used to feel thatway about Maria Sharapova.
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The tennis player? Yes that her, I said, and her level of exposure is at a completely different one from yours. Above or below, I said? Well it as if, he said, you are a mother watching your daughter get into trouble, but as a mother you know she will be okay. At least you trust her to tell you if anything happens. With a guy it is different. It is like you are at a movie watching a womean being raped by multiple men. You don't want to watch, you want to walk out, or walk up and kill them all, but then you think, is she enjoying it? She obviously is, but this force is so powerful that she cannot stop it. She has become detached from the process and is no longer able to comprehend it because feelings are something she cannot afford to have. It is as if she is a cocaine addict forced to take more and more cocaine in order to feed her addiction. You think a rape victim is like a cocaine addict, I said? Did you ever read the Shining, by Stephen King, he asked? Hold on, jus gotta post something
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I said. Sorry, what were you saying? Send them to Malcolm Baker, Windsor, 42 Spencer Avenue, Hillview Court, Maketu, Maketu 3189 Maketu New Zealand, he said. Spencer Avenue, what's that I said? Diana Spencer Avenue? No a different Spencer he said, he was in the church, a bishop I think. He build a church here. What were you saying I asked?
I was thinking about your show, he said. What about it, I asked him. You weren't going to ask me if I planned to appear naked were you, I said. You think I'm an uptight prude, he said? You said it, I told him. Well I try not to think in cliches he said, but I hope you don't. Why, I asked? Probably, without giving it too much thought, because the first time I see you naked, I want it to be in private, and I'd be disappointed if I had to share that with 1,000 other people he said. Even though I know it's probably never going to happen. Just what I was going to say, I said, it's never going to happen. No, he said, I was thinking that if I don't see you on top of Mt Eden, I'll drive to the top of One Tree Hill before leaving town. And you
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www.ladygaga.comHang on, he said, I'm just playing a game of 500 with myself. Can't you play bridge, I laughed, hahahahaha. No, I should have learned while my auntie Jess was alive. I learned 500 at high school, but could never beat Kevin Barrot (Polly Parrot) and his partner Alan Currie, (who had a sunken chest so was called the Peg Leg Pete, or something), because they table talked and had codes. What are trumps, I asked? No trumps, he said, well there are, my sister and Winston Peters, who is another Maori, and elected MP with his own party, New Zealand First. I think Ms are trumps because there are no l's. But not noems, I said. No there are not no ems.
are hoping I'll be waiting for you, I asked. I'm hoping you'll make a muffin for me and bring it up, he said. more