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Lady Gaga Gets Married
- Brittany Barkwell
- Wed 20 Oct 2010 14:45 PM
Me getting married. Charles, eat yout heart out.
Following in the foot steps of Kate Moss, Lady Gaga is the next celebrity to tie the knot with a “spiritual commitment” ceremony to beau Luc Carl. In contrast to her wild stage antics, the former FLARE cover girl is said to have exchanged vows in a low-key moonlit service on the Greek island of Crete. Although famous for her shocking stage get-ups, Gaga surprisingly donned a simple white dress for the ceremony, being outdone by her husband-to-be, who paired a white suit jacket over silver leopard leggings. The pair is still planning on marrying — legally that is — in a big Italian-style wedding but that will come when they have more time to plan. For now, the wacky pop diva is off the market.
Superstars
George doing Obama. Dunno who Robbie is doing.
The Backplane has assembled a group of top hackers to help build the future of online music. Watch the Managers Hack live from SXSW today until 10pm CT at http://bit.ly/xRSYxA. Some of their ideas may end up on LittleMonsters.com!
Boys, boys boys. Hcking away. Is that the right word, I don't even know. Isn't the ipod great, monsters. You can now listen to your music while you mow the lawns, who has lwns any more, I ask you? What we are goig to do is sell whole theme albums for $25, and I'm getting $8 (30%) so get used to it. I'm putting in a buck for advertising and promoting new artists, that is 4%, so that is a LOT of my album sales, and my lawyer is drawing up the contracts now. We can deduct the price from teh credits in your account, and even arrange finance, at about 8% and even a job if you have no credits. Otherwise your parents will pay. So why $8 for recording, and $8 for (actually it is more than that it is £8 if you live in England) distribution if you are just downloading over the net? Tough. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah♣, sorry, ♥♥♥. Think I've been hacked, lol.
So anyway we will print you out a list of your downloads, and let you know, or you can pay us, sorry ME. There's a few details to sort out but that's what I pay people for. Good programmers don't work for peanuts you know..
So, oh fuck, another fucking txt. What is it this time? Hello, the txt came in. What is it this time? Just wondered if you want me to design some clothes for you? No thanks, I txted back. It doesn't hurt to be poilite. No it never does, he said. You do know I'm married now I said. Umm, I was there, remember? he said. No I didn't see you I said. It was very dark.
Do you have any experience, I asked? Marriage or clothing, he asked. Clothing, idiot, I txted, but I didn't say idiot. It may have offended him. You must think I'm an idiot he said. Why would I offer to design clothes for you if I'm clueless? Explain it to me I said. No I have other people to explain things to he said. Stupid people, I don't think you are stupid. Good I said. Well you may have seen the ones I designed for Lady Di, he asked? That tramp. She and I are quite a different kettle of fish I txted. I know he said. She wanted good stuff, but she thought I made her clothes too fat, and had to have the whole lot redone in a thinner look. I thought it was crap quite frankly. Not the fashion of the time. We all know Di had no fashion sense, I said. I like your ass, he said. Very feminine. Are you being funny I txt. No I never joke about a woman's appearance he said. I wish I could believe he loves my arse. What about my face I said. That too he said. Good.
How did we get on to marriage, he asked? The marriage business I said. There was a long pause. i had no idea what he was thinking. Are you trying to hurt me he said? Not at all I replied, why would you think that? He ignorred me. I've been hurt by experts he said. There was one time when I had Portugese Man-of War venom smeared on my arm. What did you do I asked, rape a policeman? Not exactly, it was just for empathy so I could watch children being stung and not feel too bad about it. No I thought marriage was a Holy Institution, and it was what people in love do. Are you saying I'm not in love? I honestly have no idea he said, we have never met. I thinkyou hate me but I don't know why. Because ypu are annoying, I said. I'm trying to come down to your level he said. That's not saying much I txtd. Maybe I should be myself, but I don't say much, he had already replied.. In what way I txtd him. Do you have an ego problem he asked me. What time is it where you are he said. 3.34 I said. We are now one hour ahead of you. What?
How is everybody today? So rad Jakarta is selling like crazy. Can't wait to meet all the new monsters in places I haven't been yet. I never dreamed this new tour would explode with love like it is. Thanks for always having my back. Wait till you see the music come to life. The new show is easily the most fun I've had on stage in ages, + YOU'RE not even there yet! IM GONNA DIE OF EXCITEMENT. Throw ice if i do.
My mom gave me this for my birthday. Isn't it great? She's so thoughtful. She must have seen some of my friends, and know they'd be coming round for TEA. I know just who is going to get this cup, but I'm not telling her yet. She also got me a jigsaw puzzle with 500 pieces, but did it herself. Mom! I wanted to do it.