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 What was the name of the girl you stayed with who said she had sex with her father, he asked suddenly? You mean in New York, I asked, who told you that? I daon't know the name of the city he said. I was there remember. Do you like Whitney Houston. I want to dance with somebody, I asked? Yes thats a good one, he said.

Somebody said I burned his balls, he said. In your machine I asked? Not exactly he replied. What then?

It's not my washing machine, he said. Not yours? No, it was in the dryer. We have, and you may find this difficult to believe, he said. Try me I said, I've seen everything by now. Well we had been using a modified type of toothpaste, he said, Why don't you just use laundry detergent, I asked.? It doesn't work he said.

So then somebody said wasanabe paste, he said. It is Japanese I asked. It doesn't exist he said, it could be japanese so we tried, what somebody suggested, watanabe paste. Wome and washed our balls in it. Your tennis balls I asked. Yes, naturally, he said, but when we put them in the drier they came out black, he said. Well it turns out they may have used ground up turtle, but the Japanese word for turtle is Kame. I see I said. It was all starting to confuse me. Watanabe is the family name of the people who make the paster he said. Oh. What is wasanabe paster theNn,I asked? I think they meant wasabe, he said. Wouldn't that make the balls hot I said? Not really I said, it is like horse raddish, but it acts on teh mouth and nose, not the tongue, like chilli paste. And you would rather that, I asked. Somebody suggest a Portugese paste called Man-of-War, he said. Your story has changed, I said. Has it, he asked, I forget what I said. Who is going to put that on their balls I asked. We are, he said. We need something really strong for special cases, if it works,