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 Why don't you take these people who owe you money to court, I asked? Don't you want to hear the end of my joke, he asked? Not right now, I said, maybe later. Okay, he said. Well, I tried billing Radio New Zealand by email, and sent a copy to the address they listed online, in their headquarters in Christchurch, but they ignorred me. So then I sent a bill to an online personality Kerre Woodham, who used to work for a consumer advocate programme on television, called fair go. She is a journalist and has some legal training, but she ignored my request for payment as well. She is on radio talkback most nights. Their station used to be a commercial station owned by the government, but they sold it, and I think it is owned by an american outfit. So then I tried to obtain a test case by filing against a neighbour who uses my software, but the court officials made me file in the small claims court, which is only a quasi court, and doesn't have real judges, only quasi arbitrators, but there was question of jurisdiction because they don't hear software claims, only debts, and I think the amount I filed for was about $4,000.

The case was thrown out because he successfully argued that I was being frivilous and vexatious, because he brought up the fact that I accused him of coming into my garden when I was away, and attacking it with a line trimmer. And did, he, I asked? Somebody did, right along the boundary between our properties, but he denied in court that it was him, he said. Is this the same neighbour who put you in the psychiatric hospital, I asked? Until the judge declined the application on legal grounds, he said.

 Re: Ines Ferrer Suarez... the new Kournikova of Women's tennis!

Remix13 So disappointing, I didn't think you were talking about DF

MartinaH_4ever  he hit 22DFs and she still bageled someone?

Do you want to know something, he said? What is It, I asked? are you sure, he said again? Go ahead, I said, I can handle it. it is something from the book The science of self-realization  by his devine grace A.C Bhakitavedanta Swami Prabhupada, founder of teh International Society for Krishna Consciousness. It is possible he knows something. It is possible I said. Well the way I see it, he said, professional sports people are little different from the military. I'm a member of teh Military Caste, in India, not the spiritual as you might imagine, he said. And, I said. You are so ignorant, he said. At least those who know nothing should know that they know nothing. Teach me then, I said. This is from a chapter called "With all teh Humility at my command". A person should be fully aware of who he or she is, don't you think? So, I'm number 2 tennis player in the world, I said. Yes, and you have done a lot for equal prize money, but personal endorsements depend upon beauty, as you know, and not tennis ability. It is a bit much to expect a woman to be both good at tennis and beautiful, don't you think. Possibly, I said, but I've managed so far. Yes you have he said, now let me tell you who I am. I am Buddha, Christ and Krishna, of that there is no doubt, but I am not God. I'm gald to hear it, I said. You sound a little disparaging, if I might say so, he said. You don't understand, but I can explain it to you. This is not something you, or anyone else can take away from me. Go on, I said.

"In the revealed scriptures it is declared that the spiritual master should be worshipped like the Supreme Personality of Godhead, and this injunction is obeyed by pure devotees of the Lord. The spiritual master is the most confidential servant of the Lord. Thus let us offer our respectful obeisances unto the lotus feet of our spiritual master.

I don't understand, I said, you want me to worship you? Respect, me, he said, so that I may respect you. Krishna may be a person to you, but to me he is the supreme warrior, who can, with teh help of God, who knows all truth, turn arrows into roses.

And this is relevant, to me, how, I said? I like your latest photo shoot, he said. In what way, I asked? It made me (mildly, but involuntarily) sexually aroused, would be too strong a phrase, he said, more like slightly sexually attracted, but in a platonic, father daughter way. It was as though you were looking right at me. I don't know what platonic means, I said. Oh it is about whether love between an man and a boy can ever be accepted by the laws of society, or ever be denied, because they are so natural, he said. It is okay to feel sexual feelings, as long as you do not act on them. The age of consent is 16, but it is never acceptable for a man to marry his daughter or his son. I see, I said.

You know how the ping pong players fire their balls out, he said. You, I think I do, I said. Or when you fire yours out and Dolce retrieves them, he said. Yes we do that, or Dolce has a double who stands in. Like Sabine, he asked. No I don't think Sabine has ever done it I said. I'm sure she could, he said, why don't you ask her. To retrieve my balls, I asked? Yes, exactly he said. Or Serena, I said. That bitch, he said, no don't ask her. Anyway, he said, you know how you start of with brand new balls, and they come back with slobber all over them. That's Dolce, I said. He can't help it. I'm sure Nadal Jokovic or Jailina would do the same, he said, but anyway, you put them straight in my machne, and hey presto, they are brand spanking, as good as new. So clean balls are like new balls, I said. I was trying to impress him. A change is as good as a rest, he said. I'm not sure what he meant by that.

Sabina- Guess who else has been offered 100 million a year?

 Yes the boys with the balls to put them through the ringers when the bell sounded. Bell ringers, I said. Sort of, he said, At the end of the wash cycle. And did they, I asked? Oh yes, he said, they were conditioned to it. The balls were conditioned, I asked? If you like, he said. I was getting confused. Are they attached to them, I asked. They could be, he said, but if they are not, it doesn't make any difference. We put numbers on the balls, so we know which ones go with which player. So they all get their own, back, I said. It was starting to become clearer. Sweet jesus, I said. This is a mean machine. I'm glad you're impressed, he said.  

Sitting on home plate. Guess who's on third base?

history of religion, especially Christianity. Our planet is uique in having that religion, and it makes a big difference. I never thought about it I said. Well those things which were inserted into teh spine, those were real, he said, i know because I lived it. For real, I said. Yes, for very real he said. What is the difference, I asked? Between real, and very real? When you are asleep, or unconscious, he said, you are still in contact with God, it doesn't change who you are, and you can never be someone else can you? Do you mean, you can never be me, I asked? No, i could easily be you, he said, but I would still be you, but you could never be me, you don't have the mental fortitude for that. If we were married, you could have a share of it though. I don't want to be married to you, I said. And you are worth of the best, he said, you should never compromise on that. Thank you, I said. No he said, what I have done, is to authorise my machine. Your washing machine, I interrupted him? Yes, my washing machine, to send or make letters and phone calls to trusted people to warn them of situations where they need to act fast to avoid a crisis. As of when, I asked him. As of right now, if not before, he said. Like the white rabbit phone calls, I asked? Yes, like that he said. There are chips you know that have no DNA component. Yes you already said, I said. Really, he said. I did not realize I had done that yet. And who will be getting these phone calls, I asked. I don't know, he said, i will let my machine decide what is prudent. Already it has the ability to phone two people and link them together. And what would they say, I asked? They can say what they like, he said. I see, I said. Can you give me a for instance? Yes, he said, if somebody learned that the enemy was about to shell innocent civillians, a machine may be able to organise an escape. It could save lives. That's a good one I said. It couldn't help me play better tennis, though, I asked? No, I doubt it would have time, he said. Usually a phone call takes a second or two to connect. Too bad, I said.                   more

Sabine- I just LOVE your red dress, did you make it yourself? Hang on, you're not planning on going for first base are you baby? Why in public, can't you wait?  You don't own me yet.