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 How about a game of snap he txt me 10♦, J♥. What you want, I ask him? K♥, 6♥, J? he goes, somebody hacked my keyboard codes. What? 9♥, 9♦, Snap, I say. When I ask him? Don't know he replied, I appear to have no clubs. That rules out poker then, I say. Yes, he say, alt 5 should be ♣, and alt 6 be ♠, but alt 5 was ♠. Good thing you checked, then, I said.

Oh no! Sharapova's going to tie the knot.

What about that report, he said? Which one, I asked him? Did I get busted drinking too much again? Not unless the mafia has started spiking Chanpagne with horse again, he said. Horse? Heroin, he replied. I know what horse is, he said, I didn't know they had resorted to putting it in bottles of wine. I'd not put anything past them he said. My little Luka in Serbia has been waking up with a hangover, and found his dad has been putting it in his warm bedtime milk once a month. To what end, I asked him. Don't want to scare you, he said, but he's not the only paedophile I know of who resorts to such tactics to induce a heavy blissful sleep. That's horrible, I replied. Paedophilia is a disgusting crime, he said, because it preys on most vulnerable in order to satisfy a peverted craving by those who have an addiction. It is not good enough that 25% of the population have been molested, and often these crimes are not discovered for five or trn yrars and carry over into the next generation. Where, I asked him? Not France, he said, I don't have statiscics for that country, but here in New Zealand among the Maori population. Poor little bastards, I said. Yes I agree, the penalty should be the same as for murder because that is what it is. The victims become suicidal often. It is easy for me to recognise it in adults now, but there is still a reluctance to confront it and discuss it. Those who know they have done it should be encouraged to come forward to protect their future victims. I can't believe it, I said.

What's all that about Michelle OBama, and the Freemasons, he asked me? Havn't heard about it I told him. There is a report from a Spansh newspaper saying that Michelle Obama has a Masonic symbol, and it happens to be the same peace sign that you have tattooed on your arm. Really, I replied. What do you want me to say? It is just a peace sign. I know, he said, I used to have that symbol carved into the soles of my sandals in High School, back in the 70's. I know what it is. Interesting though. What is Freemasonry, I asked? Well they are the ones who are alleged to control teh prostitution around the world. So you're saying I'm saying I'm a whore? To a Freemason, that's what it looks like, he said, but then again they think all women are whores. Really, that doesn't sound too good, does it?

Not from where I'm sitting, he said. I wonder what Michelle''s reaction will be? Do you mind if we talk about something else, I asked? Not at all, he replied. Nobody calls you that. You have enough money to do whatever you like now. Money Isn't everything babay, I  say him. Maybe you should put that in a song and come up with a few alternatives, he tell me.

 You, and Maria Sharapova are too wealthy and valuable to be allowed to slip from the grasp, he said. Who asid, I asked? Look what happened to Marilyn, he said. My trust office even told me directly that Sharapova was going to marry who they said.  more He's one of them, I said, laughing? Yes he worked for my uncle buster who took out the property management order. They had one on my auntie Marge. Prince Philip is a Mason, so is Barak Obama. Goodnight.That's interesting I said, Goodnight. more