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What's this, he ask me? Statue of Liberty, I tell him. It looks like your wig on my face he say? That's not a happy thought I tell him. Who says it is your face? It just another of my jokes, he say. Did you know I had a sense of humour? What happen, I say, You lose it somewhere? There's nothing funny about being laughed at while a dog pisses in your boot, he say. Did you get the smell out, I ask him?  You know what's even funnier, he ask me? No idea, I say. No, that's it, he say. That the whole reason we fought the whole fucking war. Forget about it then, I tell him. Easy for you to say, he say. I can think of nothing else.

Let's have a look at you hand, he say.  You want my hand, I ask? No I want you back he say. Oh, I have the Q ♣, K♠, K♣ J ♦ A♠. That's not a winning hand, he say. What you got, I ask. What do I have? My partner have all diamonds, he say. I have all diamond, I say. You think you will get all diamond, he ask? You have jack. You have blood diamond. What you have, I ask?  My partner is raising like crazy, and I'm js going along, I got nothing. Surely not, I say, Can I raise a muffin, he ask me. You want to see my muffin? Cherrie, he say me you better have honey on it. You got any pounds, he say? Yep. Put them in he say. How much, I say? I'm raising you £100 he say, and all Aussie dollars. How many, I ask again? All, he say again. £100 cost $200 Aussie dollars The opposition have possible Q, 10, 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,♦, or J,10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2 ♣  or    Q,J,10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2 ♠ or 

possible, J, 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2, ♥  You got the A,K,Q ♥, I ask him? No, I got no Queen hearts, he say. She missing, you no have her? Who gave me my cards, I ask. I'm dealing, he say. You no cheating are you? No, I'm not looking at cards, he say, I'm an honest dealer in Sun JavaScript, and that all. Then you have the A,K ♦? I ask. Nobody else here in this game gotem, he say? That jus leave the A,♣, You have that one too, I say? That's my  full house, he say, happy with it? You keep raising, and I'll ive you 30%. 33.3 I say. We'll see he say.

I'm not even certain I want to be in history, I tell him. You know the funny thing, he ask me? I'm not even going to be remembered for art. I'm going to be remembered in the universe as the guy who discoverd matter. What I say. That is nothing to me. Yes, but the fundamental understanding of light, and teh true nature of God are universal. A discovery has to be put into context, otherwise it has relevance only on one planet, in one galaxy. There is no connection to anywhare else. And you hope to travel to other planets, I asked him? I have already travelled to other planets and other galaxies, he replied. There is but one God, and one Jesus Christ, which is why I find the Judas thing so interesting. You don't believe in God, he asked me. No, I don't think I do, I told him, otherwise I'd be where you are right now. There is time, he replied. I have about 20 more years before I disappear from this world forever. That's a long time, I said, forever. The next 3,000 I've already done he said. I know exactly what is going to happen, then it is Judgement Day, and all sinners will be bannished. Why not do it now, I asked him? I'm not God, he said, and I do not know the mind of God, only God's rules. Now, do you want that painting or not?

Good morning gaga, he called me. In your song, when you say, if you love him, or capital (is that W) HIM, who are you referring to? Is is Jesus? It could be, I said. Both, he asked? Posssibly, I said, what do you think? I'm thinking, one shot, if we don't meet at this concert, and we won't becase you'll be sitting in yor trailer, and I probably won't even find it, and I'll fuck off home, and we'll never meet, but the possibility is we could be great for each other. How do you figure that one out, I asked him? Easily, he said, I know who I am, and what a great person I can be, but I really don't go out of my way to show my beautiful nature to people. It just isn't appropriate. I have to act the wayy everybody else does. When I was 7 I told my mother I was 12, because I felt a lot more mature than teh immature 12 year olds at school. She was 42, and way above average intelligence, and we got along as equals at some levels. Really, I said, I'm surprised you can bear to be around someone like myself. It may take a while, but some of it will rub off, he said. You'll be surprised how much you learn.                        more