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Why do you wear high heels, he txt me? Ask yourself, I txt back. You're not giving me much to go on, he say. Then he ask, have you been talking to my father? No, never met him, I say. okay, he used to say that all the time when I ask a question. What was he in, I ask him? Romeo and Juliet, he was the one that married them, he said. Oh. Did you know you woke me up again, I ask him? How many time tonight is that, he ask? I've been waiting for two hours, he say. I knew you wake when the sun come. I've been working hard, I say. I know, he say. Dancing, not exactly work is it? Have you seen a ballet, he ask? They dance three hours at a time. Whatever, I tell him. I've been talking to physacists, now that's hard work.You need protein to stop that irritation, he say. Have some bacon.  I think I need you to go away, so I can get back to sleep, I tell him. I think I'll have a cigarette he say. That's what models eat. I love you gaga, he say. Take care, I txt him.

There's something important I have to ask you, he say. It isn't about veils, is it? People ask me why I wear veils, I say.. Don't worry bout that, he say. First thing my mother told me, when I was born is that she is ugly. If I could talk I tell her she not, she beautiful to me, but I couldn't even see at only a few days old. Turns out, she was right and I inherited the gene. We have the same DNA. I'm sure your='re not ugly, I told him. Oh no, I certainly hit the jackpot there, got it from both sides of the family. There was one time, when I must have been about a month old, and I was sitting on the dining room floor. Mum comes in, and I look at her, and she starts laughing. Then she gets dad, and he has a look, and I try to smile at him, and he is laughing too. They stood there and laughed for about ten minutes while I just sat there and looked back with my blank expression on. It is certainly something that runs in the family. You'd know if you ever saw me. Just try not to cough. That's not why I wear them, I told him. It isn't? No, I'm mourning. Did your mother die, he said? Mine did and I mourned for seven years. It was so sad. No my mother's fine, I said. Glad to hear it, he replied. I'm not sure why I wear them, I said. Is it because you didn't pick up the intelligence gene, he asked? No, I said, I've got it. Good, he said, cause I've got plenty too, and tobacco genes. Cotton genes, I asked? Own thoe, he said, and funnily enough, just a hink of skunk gene in my sweat. Figured I'd better have it just in case I met a lady skunk. Wouldn't want her to hate me too much, if you get my drift. No, I said, I wear it because, well, I figure something shitty must be going on somewhere. Like what, he asked? I don't know, I said. Can you give me a hint, he said? I'm not doing it, whatever it is. I'll clean loos, but nothing worse. Is it those Gaga Barbie dolls? I know I'd be pretty disappointed if I received something like that in my letterbox for Christmas. No, that's not it, I said. Then he said, they are way too fat for one thing. They are, I asked? Have you seen them, he asked me? Yes, I've seen most of them. You think they're ok? It aint up to me, I say, there's other people make those decisions. You should ask them how much to make a decent lifelike wax protype, he say. They should have fun doing it. I could do it if you like? No thanks. Well at least you should approve all your products. Girls would have a lot of fun with a real gaga doll instead of a barbie dressed like you.

What sort of clothing range you going to give your dolls, he asked. Mmm, not sure, I said. You should see if they can have a larger version with batteries, that play some of your hits, and can record or download other people's songs, he said. I'll look into it, I said. And defiitely look into a few male dolls as well. Male dolls? yeah, I was at a Shaolin Warriors concert, except they call them shows, an all teh girls were goig- hes hot, and I'd like to take Him home. There was no point saying, foget it, they don't haave sex, they were just admiring their bodies. Even the monks, Jeff and a few of the others were saying to me, "you should get into it." You know them? Oh yes, some of them have ben my mates for years. I know some of them well. They have heaps of fun. Well aware of what people think of them, but I'm not too scared of them. Scared?

Who owns the rights to Princess Diana, he asked?That's an interesting point, I said. Probably nobody does. You think that when she died, all the rights to her image died with her, he asked? That would make sense, but there are still books with her image on them earning royalties. It would probably go to Prince William, and Prince Harry, I said. It gets complicated, doesn't it he said. You know, did I tell you, when I was in London, at Heathrow airport in 1991, I was held up in customs for 27 hours.

 No when I got to France, because I was with the Queen. Who was? I was, well I was with her in 1991 too, that girl Sara I met in Pusan, when I went to China to get married, who was Korean, she was the Queen. Who said she was? Are you the King, I asked? No she was fingerprinted and arrested when were were leaving for Japan, so I saw her fingerprints, and I knew. I see, I said. Well back in 1976, I was in London and met a Frence girl, Brigitte, and we we, or I went to Paris to meet her parents. Then I went to the USA for six weeks and didn't get back for six years. Another girlfriend, I asked? She declined my marriage proposal, he said. I see, I said. We'd been living together for a year, and she even came to New Zealand to visit me, bt didn't like what she found.Oh, I said. Anyway, Brigitte  was the Queen too. She was, I said? Probably, he said, but she would consider them different people. The funny thing is, she was upset that I had a new girlfriend in the USA. I would be too, I said. And yet she can have another husband I'm not supposed to know about? This was before I believd in God, he said, so none of therese things was a possibility for me. I see, I said. After 1981, when I wrote my thesis, and expected a nobel prize, I started believing in God, and remembering my past. I remembered that I lived away from this planet, and that I had to create Brigitte's mother, God knows who she is, and make her a cousin of this other woman. That must have been difficult for them, I said. They adapted, he said. God is great.

That's funny I said. I know, he said. They don't realize they are in any trouble, but God will deal with them, after we have dealt with them. First they must repent and confess. God even let me do earthquakes, he said. Which one, I asked. Haiti, he said. 8.6. That's terrible I said. I know, thousands were killed, but they are with God. The houses were sub standard. God would have made it bigger. The Indonesian one for example. I think God asked me and I said 8.4, but it was 9. something. You have no idea of  God's power. Or yours I said. The same, he said. Sorry. Sorry anbout what, I asked? You'll find out, he said. It is like a giant game of chess, isn't it. Tell me a story, I said. A bedtime story? Yes ok. You were only two years old, when I was twenty seven, he said. It's a long time to wait to meet someone. I know I said. You all cuddled up in your pyjamas? Yes. Okay.              more