"It all began in school. It was probaly when I was about 6, maybe less, and still not sure what I wanted to do with my life, but I loved to sing and one day I was singing along with my hairbrush in my hand dressed in my mother's clothes and high heels, with her lipstick and whipped cream all over my face when she came home from church unexpectedly, so I was "
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He txt me, What song am I listening to right now? I say,"Look at him, look at me, that boy is bad, and honestly, he's a wolf in
disguise. But I cant stop staring in those evil eyes . Asked my
girlfriend she'd seen you 'round before, she mumbled something while we
got down on the floor " ♥
You been gettn down on the floor again wt girls, he ask me. Are you jealous, I ask him? Not if that's the way you swing, he say to me I'm on "Oprah's Next Chapter" today I say. You changin the subject, he say? It filmed weeks ago. What an incredible woman she is. Really honored to have her as a friend, I say. And I'm not your friend, he ask? You jealous, I say, because if you are you can stop txyn me right now. I'm goin to burn down Sydney, he say. Silence.
When you plan to this, I ask him? Really. What an attention seeker. Why don't he just say he going to kill hisself if I don't talk to him, like other people. After Christmas, he say. Not straight away., bt after the big earthquake hits Wellington, sometime in June. How you plan to do it I ask? Run around and tie lighted rags to the Kangaroo's tails. hahaha. No I thought I'd use lightning, he said. Lightning, that's a new one. Why you going to? You going to do this for me cause if you are I wish you would wait until after my tour. No, not for you, he say. It will be to alert the world to the dangers of global warming? An you don't think a big fire will increase global warming, I ask? It may for a while, but in the long term it may save the planet if the USA uts in a 10% fuel tax, he said. Let's wait and see, shall we, I said.
So, he ask me, do you ever think of yourself as my creation, or God's creation? Certainly not your creation, I am God's creation. You don't think I made you for myself then? What I do is my own choice, I said. And you don't think I have the power to say where you will live in your next life, and what you will be? I'm the one who made myself, I told him. What I do is up to me. That's what they all say, he said. In reality God controls us absolutely, but how we turn out depends upon what we do, our moral choices. We will learn from our mistakes, but can become smarter by diong the right thing. How do you figure that one out, I said? God sees everything, he said. Only Jesus and God are allowed to do miracles. I'm not a religious person, I said. I wear a cross just as jewellery. That's ok, he said. I'm the owner of teh church, so God has given me insight as a reward for loyal service. You're not joking are you, I txt him. Wait and see if I'm joking with you or not, he said.
Gaga, he call me again. He sometime call me that cause he say his doctor say that what his diagnosed medical condition be, n why he cannot make a legal will, but he disagree with them and say that he is fine and rayional, js believe he is more intelligent than most people. Gaga, you know this aint about love and marriage don't you? What? It aint, I ask him, I thought that what you goin on bout. No, he say, this is business, pure and simple. You hep me get free of these asshole, and I'll pay you back big time. He say, I know you married, but I've no desire to interfere in your career. I think I worked that out, I say, but what if I want more? You won't be able to stay married in that case, cause I'll want everything he say. You look great, babe, he say, and you know I love your look. But, I ask? It was obvious there is a big but coming. But I don't expect you to love an old guy like me, he say. Hang on I say, thats not the tune you were humming a few blocks ago. I know, he say, but I'm trying to be completely frank with you. If you refuse to help me, I'm going to be completely miserable for a few days. Is that all, I ask. Aint that enough, he say? It like Porgy an Bess I tell him. I don't know that one he say, is it Gershwin? It be I say. And only this time you are the flirty star, and I'm the serious scientist, inventing into the night? I wondered where you spend all you time, I told him. You don't get much done. Don't listen to my cousin, he say. She not the most informed person to never not know it all.
What sign are you, I ask him? Leo, july28 he say. And you are an Aries, he tell me. Your birthday on March 28. I already know that o.o! I tell him. What you want for your birthday babe, he say? What I give you, I ask him. I think you just gave me a happy birthday kiss, he say. You gunna dance for Prince Charles on his birthday, the way you danced for Bill Clinton on his? I don't know, I said. How you feel about teh Royal Family, he ask me? I'm a big big fan, I say. You know I think I'd marry Charles if he wasn't already married to Camilla. Who told you to say that, he asked me? You did I think baby, remember? You better be careful babe, he tell me, or else it may happen. Would you live with him if he wasn't famous, but a poor and humble dairy farmer living in New Zealand? more