Maria Sharapova to be married on November 10th in Istanbul Story
Sharapova said then she loved Istanbul but also added that the number of stray dogs in Istanbul saddened and upsetted her.
Note Editor: As long as they each pay me the £1,000 they owe me by Easter, they can do what they like. What happened to her plan to marry coach Joyce?
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If he was funny enough, I would I tell him. How funny? You mean funny ha ha, not funny peculiar, I suppose? Of course? Who you like, he ask me. Let me guess, Monty Python? I already told you, I say. Which one you like the best, he ask me? Let me guess, Michael Palin. How you know, I say? Which one you? John Cleese I think, but I like the Goons too, but you know what is funny? No, what, I say? Dad didn't find the Goons amusing at all. He just couldn't get past the name, goons, because thats what the prisoners called the Nazi guards. That sounds a bit harsh, I said. Yes, it was very hard times for them during the war he said. they couldn't forget it or the futility of Hitler's dream. You like Pole to Pole too, he asked? Sure, I say, but we don't get much British humour here in the states.
There was a silence, then he came back. What's bothering you babe? I'm worred about my mom, I said. What happened? Well I came home, and she was eating pudding and had a glass of purple stuff. I think it was metho.
No, I don't, how are they? Well, you know, he said. They are very concerned and protective about their daughters. We're not Italian, I told him.
My friend at school who had a mother, who one day hopped in the Mercedes to go out for more sherry, but instead of turning right, at a fork in teh drive, turned left, then turned right and went straight down a bank. What happened, I asked. Well fortunately she was wearing her gumboots, so didn't ruin her shoes walking up the grass to the track.
Is that what you call it in New Zealand? Metholated spirits, he confirmed. Methyl alcohol, they put the purple colour in it to stop people drinking it. you think that's what she's doing? I wouldn't worry too much. You know what a bee she has in her bonnet about cleanliness, she was probably going to use it to flame the bench top. That's what she said, I said, but I'm not sure. What about the pudding? Nothing wrong with a bit of pudding. Was it Christmas Pudding? Yes, I said. There you go then he said. I sent to her, did she like it? She must have, she ate the whole thing, I said, the wrapping paper was still on the table. She didn't save me any. No, she'll be fine, he said, probably just didn't want you putting on weight. You know how Italian women are.
That was lucky, I said. Could have been worse, he agreed. What you been up to lately, I asked?
You're looking good, by the way.
Not a lot he say. When I was going in to town the other day I bumped into Singh, a bloke I met in 2008, and had a talk to him, but when I was following him into town, he ran out of petrol. Did you have any, I asked? Not apart from what was in the tank, he said, so I had to give him a lift home to get a plastic petrol container, then back to the car. To tell the truth I was a little annoyed. Why was that, I asked? Because that sort of thing is always happening to him, and I never know if it is deliberate or accidental.
We killed a guy, he said. You killed a guy, I asked him? Gordan, John.Well I killed him really, well no actually he killed me, but that's another story. It was good to catch up with him. It better be a good story, but you enjoyed meeting him anyway? It's a true story, yes, he's a Major, in the British Army, I promoted him to General, but I have another General, Mr McGee, who runs the Pakistani Army here, and he's an Indian who
speaks Mandarin, Cantonese and one of the Pakistani languages, Urdu,
probably. McGee is an indian? No Sing is Indian, McGee is a Fijian Pakistani, but a kiwi. Oh. How was he? Good, trying to find work, he said. You're looking good, by the way, he said. How do you know, you can't see me, I said? I know, I'm blind, but only in one eye, he said. Singh is trying to find work, so he's been driving around to a lot of employers.
He says his boss is someone called Caroline, Mr Ali works for the same people. Who's Mr Ali, I sad? He's a retired schoolteacher I worked with in the packhouse in 2008. He's moslem, and they stayed in my house. I was driving him and Singh to work every day, for petrol. They gave you pertol, I asked? No, they paid for the petrol, but there was no job for me until the packhouse one came up, he said. One day Singh and I were going right up No. 3 road, and it was about five miles further than I thought. Oh. I'd left my money at home, and I knew I had enough gas, to get home, but but possibly not enoughto get back into town to buy more. Yes. Singh bought me afried sausage for breakfast, but I said, I didn't really want it, but he said it was for the scouts or something. I told him I'd rather have the $2 for gas, but he said he'd alredy given me $5 and that was enough. I told him I was only using my car to run him to work, so all the petrol was what he used. Really I was quite annoyed by him. What happened, I asked? Sure enough, I drove home, got my money, and later in teh afternoon when I was driving in to pick him up, I ran out about half a mile from town, so I had to walk in with my petrol can. And there was no problem after that, I asked? There's been a few problems, he said, but that was all for that day.
Just signing my autograph for fans.
Did you see that movie, I am a camera, he asked me? Cabaret, I asked him? Yes I've seen it. It's like that he said, life going on in public, on stage everything is fine, but down the back streets people are getting the crap bashed out of them. I's not that bad, I said. Oh, its a lot worse, he said. Mr Ali and Singh were working 10 hours a day, 7 days a week for $10 an hour after tax. That's not bad, $700 a week tax free, I said. For 70 hour's work? It's not too good, I said, but more than I was getting.
So what happened with you and John, I asked? Well, he said, Singh and I went around to his place, because Christmas was coming up and I thought he may be able to lend me some money for about 4 litres of petrol. Didn't you have any money, I asked? Well, the Trust still had about $80,000 of my money at that stage, but the trust officer Steve Collins refused to let me have any more than the $165 I receive every week. Oh, I see, I said. Yes I wanted some of my friends to speak to the trust for me, but they are all intimidated. Too bad, I said. Yes, a real tragedy under the circumstances, he said.
What the hell is tennis doing here again? I ask him? If you ever do anything in your life gaga, please never betray me like Maria Sharapova has. Hell has a special place made for that woman. If you want to know more, read the shocking Sharapova Secrets, he said.
pov "Victoria is extremely solid
and makes you work for every point," Sharapova said. "She's really fit,
as well, and you can sense she's playing with a lot of confidence when
she's moving around the court and hitting the ball. She really forces
you to want to do more than you either should or would want to.
"I just made too many unforced errors at the wrong times. I wasn't solid enough. "
vozas Maria was just blasting her
shots down the middle and Vika was getting everything back, deep. She
wasn't getting any short balls to work with.
Next time they play (probably the Miami final again), Maria needs to go
for a winner on the third shot. Create the angle as soon as possible
'cause Victoria ALWAYS plays to the open space, and starts moving her
around, wider and wider, and for someone as slow as Maria, chances are
she'll get a shorter ball before Sharapova does.
I think the match-up issues are pretty obvious.
Is this a secret freemason sign on Gaga's wrist?