"It all began in school. It was probaly when I was about 6, maybe less, and still not sure what I wanted to do with my life, but I loved to sing and one day I was singing along with my hairbrush in my hand dressed in my mother's clothes and high heels, with her lipstick and whipped cream all over my face when she came home from church unexpectedly, so I was "
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Good news, he woke me early on monday morning. What time is it? 11.02 am he said, but it's actually 1hr 52 minutes earlier here because we've just come off daylight savings. Oh. I said. Where are you, he asked? I'm in bed, I told him, you woke me up. I don't think so, he told me, I never wake you. You must have been awake already. Maybe, I said. What's the good news? My friend gave me free tickets to the circus, he said. She can't go but she picked them up for us if you want them. I can't I said. Which friend? Xxxx and Xxx, he said, don't think you know them. They live near Seattle. So the circus is in town in Seattle, is it I asked? Do they have any elephants? Elephants, clowns, the lot.
Well actually it's in Longview. I'm in Windsor, he said. What's Windsor, the suburb, I asked? No, didn't you get my postcard, he asked? I don't have time to repeat everything, I've got 14 years of work and not a spare second. Type faster then, I suggested. No I'm thinking as I type so no time is being wasted, he said. Hillview Court is the suburb, Spencer Avenue is the street, and gum trees and Karaka are the ferna. Windsor is my place because we used to fly kites from the cemetry until our parents died. The hill in Hillview is Maunganui, Maunga Tapu, and my view is blocked by pine trees, although I had it when I bought the property. Longview is the old Maketu courthouse, and Alec Page lives there. His wife is buried in the back section, Dinsdale put me there. I refused sex. It was an accident. And he killed her, I asked? No, I kooked like her, very fat, but he killed me. Later she came back, so nobody noticed her missing. She died suddenly on the way to church, so Alec just pulled in to the police station and told them she died. Very tidy, I said. Yeah very professional. She's in a body bag. I have two guys waiting to dig her up one night when the time is right. I'll speak to Page about it. He wants to be a minister in my church. I don't think a murdering rapist should be. But he didn't kill her, I said. Lucky you're not so smart, he said. He said nothing and let Dinsdale try to have his way with her. Usually his wife stood in and allowed it, but this time I was there and there was a bit of a struggle, but he overpowered me and strangled me. Is this in your story, I asked him? How did you guess, he asked? No this is an exclusive for you.
You didn't eat too much cake, he asked? No, I'm fine, I said. I'm on a diet, he told me. Cause I overdid it on Christmas day, and ended up vomiting in the park down the street. Could of been the brandy in the pudding.
Who is this in this photo, he ask me? You think I'm startin a new relationship, I ask him? Which photo? There's one somewhere with you lookin like you just squeezed out of a toothpaste tube, and a Koala bear. No I don't think you are startin a new relationship, he said. I told you my IQ is above 167. I know about You and I, I know where Nebraska is. And I know who Nebraska is.
There's been an update on that purple colour, he txt me. What is it, I ask him. It could be heroin, he said. What? What you talkin about, I txt back. Yes, just watching aussie border control on television, and they found this brown powder in some clothes, they test it in a test tube with a solution, and it came up red and purple. Positive for heroin. You sayin I'm on heroin, I ask him. Does it feel like you are, he ask me? I don't know what that feels like, I said. You feel all warm and happy, almost floating and you feel no pain, he said. Possibly I tell him. You got to get off it fast he tell me. Why I ask? It is terribly addictive, I tell him, then you get arrested and go to prison for possession. No I don't think I want to, I tell him. It up to you he say. When I got off the tv, went to kitchen, and there was born this way. How that make you feel I ask him? Real good, he reply. Heard three songs of yours today, Poker Face, and born this way. What was the other one, I ask? I forget, he say, I'll think about it.
I can be, the Queen that's inside of me.You guys are the best.
What's your waist measurement, he asked? Dunno, I said. What's yours? 880 something he said. That's not waist, just top of hips. Don't know what it is in inches. 34.6, I said, that doesn't sound right. Maybe it isn't, he said.
Okay, he said, your waist may be smaller than mine, how big are your legs? How big are yours, I asked? Theyre skinny at present, I haven't worked for six months. Calf 440, thigh about 550. What's that, I ask? mm, he say. You finish your cake yet? There isn't a lot left, I tell him. Is that it for today, I ask? Yep, xx babe.
They had a competition to see who could find four differences between two pictures of you, he said. And? Could find three, he said. I looked at every inch, but concluded that maybe eyes, but couldn't blow it up big enough. Lol, I txt him. more
The painting Girl with a Pearl Earring (Dutch: Het Meisje met de Parel) is one of Dutch painter Johannes Vermeer's masterworks and as the name implies, uses a pearl earring for a focal point. Today the painting is kept in the Mauritshuis gallery in The Hague.
Scarlett Johansson deserves the title "Best Young Actress in Hollywood" simply because she's in this movie and not Mona Lisa Smile. That movie merely exploits high art to puff itself up; it's not really about art at all, just Julia Roberts and some hot young actresses looking at art and pretending to be profoundly affected.
Scarlett Johansson may not have the polished looks of Kirsten Dunst or Julia Styles, or the indie-cred Maggie Gyllenhall earned in Secretary--but Johansson is the best of her generation of young actresses. First off, her face is imperfect (her lips are too big, her cheeks are puffy, and she's got blemishes), but it's interesting--and sexier. Johansson is human, unlike her china doll peers, which grants us access to her internal world, but she's coy enough to remain a mystery
Political commentators Michelle Malkin, Laura Ingraham, and Bill O'Reilly criticized Akon for "degrading women."[56][57] Malkin uploaded commentary about Akon to YouTube, using footage from music videos and the Trinidad concert, and Universal Music Group then forced its removal by issuing a DMCA takedown notice.[58] The Electronic Frontier Foundation joined Malkin in contesting the removal as a misuse of copyright law, citing fair use.[59] In May 2007, UMG rescinded its claim to the video, and the video returned to YouTube.
It sucks for anyone to lose their boyfriend to The Evil Ex — Now imagine that The Evil Ex is an international pop star with a small army of “Little Monsters” at her disposal!
Meet Alex Stebbins, a 21-year-old aspiring actress from The Big Apple. Stebbins said she had been happily dating bartender/drummer Luc Carl for a year when the ex-girlfriend who dumped him like a sack of hand-me-downs decided she wanted her man back.
Carl, a Brooklyn bartender, dated Gaga before she was famous. After
three years together, Luc and Gaga called it quits in 2008, splitting
just as Gaga was about to become one of the most talked about women in
the world. A year later he met Stebbins, who has had minor roles on
several TV shows, including Law and Order.
Alex would soon discover that she had been shacking up next to the
former flame of “Poker Face” crooner Lady Gaga — and that’s pretty much
where the drahmah started! Gaga must have been pretty distracted to not
notice that Carl had moved on with Alex, but apparently as soon as she
heard Luc was gettin’ it on with a new girl, she started calling and
texting him like crazy.
“Luc ignored her. He said he was done with her. All they did was fight. She’d pick at him for anything, and he couldn’t take it. He said she was a very jealous person,” she said.
“It was really hard to be with someone who has a really famous ex-girlfriend who would stop at nothing to get him back,” Alex told The New York Post over the weekend.
Luc left Alex for Gaga in June — and Stebbins didn’t bother putting up a fight, despite saying they had a “perfect relationship.”
“I wasn’t going to go toe to toe with Lady Gaga, because that’s like fighting Jesus,” she explained, deflated. “She’s the most powerful woman in the world, and there’s no winning…Carl and Gaga have since been seen together and he was by her side during her infamous appearance at a baseball match last summer when she flashed the crowd by stripping to her underwear.
“It was so in my face,” she said. “It felt like I got punched in the gut,” she added.
Lady Gaga is getting ready for her next tour, which is the ‘Born This Way Ball.’ The trek is set for 2012 through 2013. To get little monsters psyched about her return to the road, she tweeted a black and white sketch of the massive, wonderland-like stage set up, along with some details about a newly created entity called ‘The Monster Pit.’
The stage design looks like a sprawling, expansive and epic castle, with the Monster Pit surrounded by a moat and cordoned off. What is this Monster Pit we speak of?
Well, a few hours before unveiling the stage design, Gaga posted: “To give you a bit of insight on the design of my new tour, the central area within the stage will be known as ‘The Monster Pit.’”
She then posted more details of this “Pit,” revealing: “‘The Monster Pit’ is General Admission only, and Little Monsters unlock it when they arrive to the arena or stadium.”
Sounds exciting.