"It all began in school. It was probaly when I was about 6, maybe less, and still not sure what I wanted to do with my life, but I loved to sing and one day I was singing along with my hairbrush in my hand dressed in my mother's clothes and high heels, with her lipstick and whipped cream all over my face when she came home from church unexpectedly, so I was "
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He wanted to know what I was up to. All he'd heard id that I'd been taking driving lessons and had eaten a Caesar salad. Since I haven't heard from you he told me, I invented a dialogue with you on Facebook and filled in all your conversation myself. You were pretty well tedious and boring if I do say myself, he said, so I wouldn't bother reading it if I were you. Okay I said. You also have me fixed as some sort of paedophile, he told me. So you don't love children, I asked him? There are limits, he said.
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Hoćeš čuti istinu?
Da. Volim te. Evo priznajem. I mrzim to. Mrzim jer nijednog drugog ne
mogu zavoljeti, a i kad mi se počne sviđati sjetim se tebe. I zaustavim
se. I ne mogu. Želim da te imam zauvijek, i da nam niko ne smeta i da mi
samo ti budes jedini. Ali znam da to nije moguće, nemoguća je naša
veza. Možda jesam bezosjećajna,gruba... Ali niko te nikad neće voljeti
kao ja. Nikad. I koliko god ja pokušavala te izbrisati, zaboravit, ne
mogu. I s tom činjenicom sam se pomirila. Da te volim malo je reći, ali
ponekad ljubav nije dovoljna.
MY LIFE WOULD SUCK WITHOUT YOU!
Want to hear the truth?
Yes. I love you. Here I confess. I hate it. I hate because I can no other love, and when I start to like you remember it. And stop. I can not. I want to have forever, and nobody bothered us and we just you to be alone. But I know that this is not possible, the impossible is our connection. Perhaps I am insensitive, coarse ... But nobody and will never love you like I do. Never. And as much as I tried to delete these, forget, I can. And the fact that I have reconciled. I love you little to say, but sometimes love is not enough.
Would MY LIFE SUCK WITHOUT YOU!
You play with me, but too, painting the body and clear a me, me throwing the hook and pushing, with her chewing twice when you drop me :)
How much you gettin paid for your shows, he ask me? Can't tell, it a secret I tell him. We was talking today on Skype, he say. You and me I ask? No me and my cousin Phil, he say, and he figured out with 60,000 at a show paying 30 to 100 euros, you makin 50 million. I said I thought 30 million, so I'm thinking you have a $1 million a show deal. I'd like to make that 2 million a show, he said, or a guaranteed 220 million for the Ball Tour, and a max of 20% tax. How, I ask him? It has to come from China he say. When I left, at teh end of teh Ming Dynasty about 1500 is when teh Fascists took over. They were driven out by the Manchurians eventually, but before I left I tied up all the people's wealth in an offshore trust in the island of Nevis and St. Kitts in the Caribbean. It is all legal and in Mandarin, and in companies I own, like Galaxy, Universal Pictures, Mainland, a Cheese company, Sun, Dragon and Monarch, to name a few. They are all registered international trade marks under Chinese law. There is no tax in Necis and St Kitts. it is a prior registration of these names, and they are all recognised in India. I see I said, but I didn't understand the Chinese legal system. How you gonna do it I ask him? Tried to talk to the Queen for assistance, he say, but she don't want to know unless I'm asking her to marry. So I got to talk to Craig Roebuck at Guardian Trust. The Family Court of New Zealand appointed him Property Manager, so that legal and I cannot change, but I'm not telling him about this so he can change it. To do so he would have to admit I have a legal claim, then he could legally control it, but that would just prove I am who I say I am, and that God is real, and he don't want to admit that. to him I'm outrgeous, gaga, for even contemplating so.
I'll tell you a story, about the first Emperor of China, he said, but you have to tell me a story first. Okay, I said, you tucked in bed? No babe, I'm sitting in my chair, he tried to spoil the mood, again. Alright.
Alrighty then he said. Once upon a time, there was Judas,... You sure you wrote this, he said? It sounds like one of my stories. Quiet, I told him. It doesn't matter who wrote it....an Americano who was...What's an Americano, he asked me? It's a nickname given to Americans living in places without many Spanish-speakers or Starbucks, meaning the native people using the term don't understand it's not really all that funny. i.e. Australia "Hey, Americano, hahaha." I get it, he said. Don't interrpt, I told him, this has to go at pace or you won't get the punchline. Sorry, he apologised. who was living in an Electric Chapel. He was an Heavy Metal Lover and that is why he was a bad kid who was saying some Scheisse about this Government Hooker. One day, he was on the Highway Unicorn and met The Queen, so he said to her "Hey! You and I have nice Hair, do you wanna go drink a Bloody Mary at the Edge of Glory club?" She answered "Why not, let's g Marry the Night, because we were Born This Way, baby!"
Born this way, is the punchline, he asked me? Why not, I said. It's a good song. I'm just hoping I'm hearing it the same way you intended to sing it, he said. Because I've been listening to your songs for years, and not knowing it was gaga singing them, he said, and suddenly two songs are leaping out the radio at me, really fun, and then I'm going back to Poker Face, and its Gaga, and it isn't silly any more, it is personal. It's kind of nice, and flattering, you now? The proof of the pdding will be in teh eating, I told him. Ooh, another cryptic clue, he replied. What does that mean?
What happened was, I was at home when I noticed three cars including a police car parked on the drive, and somebody was knocking on the door.
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For Halloween I'm going to be .a little monster!!!! ☺ I love you all so much! Celebrate yourself!"
Lady Gaga requires Bulgaria and Cyprus to search another football stadium.
Bulgarian and Cypriot, selections which was provided that they confront
at the Vasil Levski Stadium the next day of the concert, will have to
play elsewhere the announcement that Lady Gaga will begin its new tour
by Europe on August 14 in Sofia has caused the change of headquarters of
the football match between the national teams of Bulgaria and CyprusIt
was scheduled for the following day in the same stadium.
The
American artist will perform a concert in the estadio nacional de
Bulgaria, Vasil Levski, located in the Centre of the capital and sources
of the promoting company, Sofia Music Enterprises, as they have
announced is expected the event to attract at least 60,000 people.
For the next day was scheduled, in the same place, the teams of
Bulgaria and Chile contesting a party, but the Bulgarian Football Union
(UBF) reported today that meeting it relocate to another area.
Lady Gaga, the greatest show in Bulgaria this year and it is expected
that the Lady Gaga concert will be the greatest show of this year in the
Balkan country, and experts have warned that it will not be possible in
a day and dismantle the stage and recover the stadium for the football
match.
For this reason, the meeting will be held at the Georgi
Asparuhov Stadium, located in a suburb of the capital and much smaller
than the national, according to the UBF sources specified.
Tickets for the Lady Gaga, winner of five Grammy Awards show, will be on
sale from April 27, at a cost of between 35 and 100 euros.
The
singer, accompanied by the 'The Darkness' and 'DJ Lady Starlight' rock
band, will present his latest album, 'Born This Way', and interpret also
hits from their previous albums.
Lady
Gaga will continue his tour of Romania, Estonia, Lithuania, Finland,
Sweden, Denmark, Germany, Italy, United Kingdom, Ireland, France,
Switzerland and Holland, before concluding in Barcelona (Spain).
It still Good Friday night. He askin me, by txt, What this? What what I say? You Little M Roxy Deea? I thought somebody else was Roxy? You jokin me, I ask? You know I Roxy. Your song Paparazzi, when I hear it it comes across Papa Roxy, I see you registered the name Roxy. When I did a search for Little M Roxy Deea, it came up ads for Roxy, and there are two,