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What's this one about, I txted him?
Lady Gaga Will Marry:
Less than a month ago that the note on the commitment of Lady Gaga with her partner, actor Taylor Kinney sounded in all media, but now it seems that the singer is already preparing the ceremony of his marriage . Gaga will display their eccentricity, because apparently wants to marry before 18 000 guests, among them find many of their fans and their families. According to In Touch, the singer of 'Born This Way' has chosen an expensive and exotic ring for the occasion, plus it has required to spend wedding night in separate rooms. So far, it has been kept very well the data of what the dress, but is rumored to be Natali Germanotta, the sister of the artist, who does the design of the garment.
Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta
I want yalls opinion on Lady Gaga's outfits! Don't judge each other by their opinion, though.
---Do you think Lady Gaga's outfits are too revealing?
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Malcolm James Lorenzo Baker It is really very simple. You go to a strip club with women pole dancing, and you don't feel anything, because you have no emotional attachment. You watch a film like Straw dogs which is only a film, but you are there to believe it is real, so when you see a rape scene, you just about burst a blood vessel in your head. If you see someone who you haeve an emotional attachment acting as though they are a stripper in a club, gradually revealing more and more, you figure they are doing it to hurt you, and the only means you have to protect yourself is to become detached emotionally. Millions of young girls must be feeling this, because I love her and I do.
Are you certain this is the end of us, I txt him? Oh yes, he aid. Absolutely. You have nothing to offer me and you know it, only pain, and I don't want that. Thank you, I said, I'm glad you have been frank with me. Don't mention it he said. I hope we cna still be friends even if we don't see each other again. Yes of course I said. When is your wedding, he asked? May I have an exclusive? What is your reason, asked? Your fans, I said. it would be more than my life is worth if I came between you and tehm. I don't thin either of us want that. You know that I'm too old for a family. I would want to see my daughter married, and at 56, that would make me 80 at the tiem, and I couldn't imagine you married to someone that age, you need to find a boy who is 25 or so who will be able to keep up with your lifestyle,
What's Diana King doing here, I txt HIM? You getting on the aeroplane and flying out to Korea soon bebe, he asked me? Time to say buy bye for the tour? Maybe, I tell him. You gonna give me a kiss before you go? xxx, I txt him, ♥o♥, he go, ♥x♥.
You going to be using my airline in any way? which airline is that, I
ask him. Dragon, he reply. It started 1985 and was China's biggest for a
while until the two opposition airlines decided to do all the bookings.
You are kidding me, I said. No, it is Dragon, I set it up, and I own all
Dragon brand names in the world, you think I'm just talking big? Maybe a
little bit deluded, I tell him. Time will tell, the say, what time is
it there now, it 4.10 here, 4.18 officially? We're not using Dragon, I say. We have.
Just heard Bad Romance, on radio Gaga, he said. What you want from me? What you want from me, I asked him? Well I'm getting a little low on cash, he said, can you stake me $500 til next week? Apart from that I want the works. What you got for me? I've asked for my boys to provide full life protection for you, he said, even though the police should do that for free, I don't think they have the resources, and anyway they are on the take from the Mafia. How you know that, I ask? My cousin's oldest boy used to be a deputy commissioner, he said. Peter Doone. He should be in London, but something went wrong between PM Helen Clark after 9/11, and he spends most of his time playing cricket. What else? Well, since Maria Sharapova has Samsung, I suppose it only fair you get Lucky Goldstar, LG, he said, because you both have the same initials. All of it, I asked? Only if you want to promote it, he said, I still own it. I'm not keen on "Life's Good", it doesn't translate well into english. Of course life is good, but I'd rather see my wife going gaga over her new energy saving refrigerator, or something like that. I'm going to give you a set of throwing stars, and a gold star. How's that? Not a heart, but I don't think I have one. Hang on I got to check if somebody pinched my ladder. I've a nest of paper wasps on the roof, and they haven't produced any honey, so they gotta go. brb.
No, he said, ladder still where I left it, praise the mongrel mob. Paper wasps all sleeping now.
What's that persistence of memory doing on my phone, I demanded from
him? What's this one about. Do you like it, he asked. I suppose you
understand it? Not really, I confessed, melting time, that's about it.
I'm doing another one, he said, which will make it clearer. We know time
is fluid, don't we, post Einstein, but although I think he understood
some of it he didn't get it quite right did he? I don't know, I said.
You tell me. Do you think I should be kind, he said, or will you just
accuse me of pontificating? No I don't have time for that, I said. I
think it is me you don't have any time for, he said, but you need all
your spare time for yourself, so I'll try. ↓ ↓ ↓
This is the place where I live, Maketu. God painted it but I understand it now. I painted it as Salvidore Dali who specialised in the surrealistic style, and beautiful visual puns in a clean way. Maybe showing the Spanish light, I don't know I've never been there and will never go. Those cliffs are like the cliffs where I live, and that on the road, which runs beside the estuary, or what would be one if we still had a river, is the skin of a dead animal. There is often a dead bird, possum or cat down there. The water on the estuary is usually glassy smooth. That duck, could be a platypus, but I think it is a tuatara. When I swam out from here, I reached Mayor Island, and had an egg, which turned into the second tuatara on the island. it is called the Persistence of Memory and this place has remained unchanged for many thousands of years until humans arrived. Time is distorted, not just because my computer is losing a second a day, but genetic engineering actually came before the tuatara, but without God I would have no memory of it.
Off to rehearsal! Running the show, my muscles hurt today. #NoPainNoGlory http://pic.twitter.com/GVEtUb9P
What's the difference between a cameleon and a woman, he asked? You know what I find irritating is a woman who doesn't know her own mind, and thinks she has to change to fit whatever man she is with. It is as though that woman is a little girl who has been abused, and has multiple personalities. You feel so sorry for her, and want to help, but in the end, all she want is sex to prove that she is loved, and she finds it as frustrating as her next man because she cannot understand what is happening to her. You know somebody like this, I asked him. I have to go she say, so make it quick please. Yes, I have been like this and asked God to help me, but God cannot help. That person is permanently damaged by the experience of incest, and feels abandoned by adults.
Prince Charles is going to die, he told me. When, I asked? I'm not sure,
he say, he and William will be killed in a road accident, they probably
will be wise not to travel together, he said. What are you going to do,
he asked me? It is nothing to do with me, I responded.
No, he asked, what about Camilla, The Duchess of Cornwall. She used to be married to me, I mean Andrew Parker Bowles, and we had a family apparently, thenI moved her into the palace so she could take care of the internet stuff, but she hasn't got around to anything yet. What do you want her to do I asked? Talk to the internet providers, he said
Explain to them that as far as they are concerned, there is no internet because they don't have a legal browser. I want $1 per month from them, per customer, and I will give her a share of that. When, I said? Yesterday, he replied. And what has this to do with me, I asked? Are you not already married, he said. No, I replied. Charles doesn't have a secret identity like the Queen, he asked? Not that I know of, I said. They are all different people. Even when I'm covering for Charles when he is on active duty, he asked? Don't know anything about that I said. How many husbands do you think I think you already have, he asked? No idea, I replied. That I know about, three he said, but when I talk to my cousins about this they deny everything, even when I have taken the place of one or other of them, and even been the victim of their crimes with no intention of prosecuting them. If Charles dies, you will still have a good life as a dairy farmer's wife if you like it, he told me. No I don't think I'd want that I said, I'd rather be me. How many cars has Oprah given away, he asked? Not sure I replied. How many has she given to me, he asked? None I presume, I said. If you have two husbands you are breaking the law, he said. I understand what you are doing, but you are playing this game with me are you not? I need to see a sign of good faith soon, not just anouher husband, and another. What you do in the bedroom is your business, but if you intend to be faithful to one man, you had better decide which one, and not just farm him out to your friends when you feel like being elsewhere, because if he isn't privy to yor plans, it isn't a legal contract. It must be understood to be binding. We have never talked about it, I said. But you wouldn't mind being Charles wife in theory, he asked. If you required it, I would, I said. If I suggested it, it would be a joke, he replied, and I'd hope you would be smart enough to realize that. I think I would don't you, I asked? Some men can't tell the difference between the Queen of England and a dog or a pig, he replied, and I draw the line when I start getting venerial disease from my wife whose lover caught it from a pig he had been sharing with his friends, while learning the Karma Sutra from me, he said. Oh, I see I said. That's funny. A man has his pride, he replied, even if his wife thinks he should be the last to know.
Do you remember the Diana interview when she said, I loved him? Ah, no i don't recall that exactly, I said. or how she screwed up her marriage vows and married Philip? No, I missed that, I think I was too young, I said. Oh we had them out here with William just after he was born, he said. She really looked as though she loved having those children. I'm sorry she missed out on seeing them growing up. Along with about ten million children if Africa, I said. that too, he agreed.