Mr Malcolm James Lorenzo Baker
42 Spencer Avenue
Maketu 3189
New Zealand
Dear Sir,
I'm writing to you to ensure you understand the situation. There is a dual system of government in opeation. As you know, the Queen, your mother is at the head, but due to historic factors I can explain to you regarding the reign of Queen Victoria, my mother, throug her mother, also has an improtant status, in that I inherited through her a document which gives me legal rights in China regarding Sun corp, or Sun Corporation, a legal entity which is an international company or trade mark registered in both China and India. Sun corp is the Chinese army and has a military structure, is male dominated, with a general or generals at it's head. It currently has an army air force in China, and a Navy airforce. There is an African Navy and a Mexican Navy.
Your top priority is to find and arrest Matthew Ridge, the well known sports star, who is married to Sally Ridge. His crime is treason, which is rape of your mother. This did happen. It is through Victoria Beckham, who is married to David Beckham, but unfortuntely, unknown to Victoria, Matthew impersonated David for the purpose of sex. I'm sure you understand how this can happen, and why it is wrong, when the husband has no knowledge of the event. It is not an open marriage.
It is important for the honour and face of your mother, that this matter be investigated and resolved, with DNA tests of the Beckham children if necessary.
Would you please report to me when Ridge is in custody. I shall be informing David Beckham.
There are a couple of other matters.
The first is the matter of $7,000,000 New Zealand dollars I am making available to members of the royal family, yourself receiving $1,000,000 and the same to your wife. This is an annual gift. It comes from internet connections in Europe. There is more news I am providing to you.