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Superstars - Born This Way
4.47/4.55am Bad Romance just played, he txt me. How bad do you want this lover's revenge, he askin? I suppose you are asleep since it is 1.58am ther now, unless u bin out and jus gettin home?
12.12/ 12.19pm Born This Way, You awake baby? Yes I tell, him, what time is it? You are where, still in Korea or London? It 9.22am your time. Jesus fu*kn Christ I tell him, you woke me up for that? No, I'm just off to bed, soon as I cut the lawn and go for a bike ride, he say.
Jst want to tell you about your song. You may want to redo some of the
lyrics before you go on stage before a Korean audience, or you be
arrested. Why, what happened I say?
Well I don't know how to put this, what are you wearing, he say? Uh, nothing I tell him, why, does it make me look fat? How did you know that, babe, he askin me? Oh, mind reader, I tell him. Try something with some stripes on it then, he say, butt here something else. What? Can you smell the coffee he say? Don't change the subject. You tellin me I look like a fat pig, and something else. You hair looks nice he suggests. It's a fu*kn wig you idiot ,I say. You'll feel better when you had time to wake up a bit, he say. You lookin a bit manly, he confessed finaly. You wantin to have a look between, my legs, I ask him? There's no penis. No, not right now babe, he txt me. It just that you soundin like a drag queen in that song. Maybe you turnin into a man because Taylor prefer men. No, he doesn't I tell him. Haven't you seen the photos of us kissin? Take it easy baby, he askin me. You have a lie in for 15 minutes, then I get someone to bring you some breakfast. Go away, I say. Okay, bebe, he go.
This belly fat is as hard as cheese, the normal fat disolving chemicals is making no impact on it. You better stop eating sugar then, I tell him. You been on your bike? You? he ask, yep I did 2.5 hours the day before yesterday. About 2 yesterday. Was thinking, you should get one of your flunks to make a video of downtown Pusan while you are there. You can watch the scenery change while you are spinning.There are some nice hills you can walk around too, like Sera and I did. It a real nice town. And dangerous too, I tell him. You lucky nothing happened to you. I'm okay, he said, if any one approach me or my friend, they will have to lose head as a example, my pride is online here. Who lose their head, I ask? What about that video, he say, you still spinnin?
Gee I dum=nno, is this a drive by? I think I used a dry fly, he say, but still reeling in the years. Must be a big fish I say. No, it not a monster he tell me, I just playing with it for sport. I think I'll tag and release it. Don't you dare, I say, we need that one for dinner.
What day is it, I ask him, I haven't heard from you in a long time? You tolled me to away babe, I've been growing my mind. Not your belly, I ask? No, I not had a beer since I started training, my legs is still skinny though. Did I tell you I lost 4 kilos in 2 weeks? So you down to 85 kilos, I ask, is that enough? No I gots to get to 70 or less, I'm hoping a month is enough time he say.
Spinning to the dim, I say. That the way baby, he tell me, you tell them. What you hear, I ask? I heard Close to, sorry Edge of Glory, a few minit ago. What it sound like I ask? You must be missing me bebe he say. You sounding a bit cut up. Emotional I'd say. No I'm fine I tell him. You inside or outside, he ask? Outside what, I say, territorial waters? No the fuckin 3 mile limit, he say, your computer ninny. Don't call me ninny, I tell him. Okay Nina, you call me after 1.15. I'm outside my computer I say. Good, try to stay there, he tell me. I still not sold a single browser. What bait you usin, I ask?
I'll keep it in mind I tell him. You remember to check out the top of the hill, I ask. Did I what, he say. I feel sorry for you with your useless skinny legs, it must be hell. It not bad I say, but it is hard work. I bet he say. You have hot bath and good rub down and you be fine. That kiss you sent me is the best I ever had, he say. Me too, I tell him. Take care baby bye. Bye I say.
Okay I'll smoke the first one I catch for you babe. That more like it I say. You should take thee underground train to Inchon, he say, but don't go rush hour unless you want a good feel up. These Koreans have no shame. Is there an underground train,I ask. No just an underground station he say. Think they still working on the train. It a long way, but good Pecan Pie at other end in casino hotel.
Korean Christians go crazy, praying for God to stop the Gaga show. 23/3. This a put up job he say. They round us up and ask us to look passionate. This all the Christian opposition to Gaga in South Korea.