Reply from Archbishop of Canterbury to my first letter.
Thesis: Protons and Neutrons are 'Atoms'?
Myeply from Archbishop to first letter.
Mr Malcolm James Lorenzo Baker,
42 Spencer Avenue,
Maketu
Rt Reverend David Rice
Bishop of Waiapu
Dear David,
This is a public letter.
Firstly I note that while you and your staff receive a salary, I do not and I do not have a secretary. Who am I?
You don't have to be a minister to be a christian, but you do have to be a christian to be a Vicar. I have enclosed what appears to be a letter of resignation from Rev. Brian Hamilton, but not necessarily. I wonder if he has passed my wishes on to you, and discussed this matter with you or has made this reply for the church on his own initiative. I wanted him to be given the opportunity to bring this to your attention, rather than having me inform you, and you him.
In this letter I shall attempt to make my case, because we have not met, unlike Rev Brian Hamilton, and while we are on the subject (of people who serve from behind the alter), it is clear that I do not wish to see Alec Page serving in the church and he appears to have plans to rise through the ranks which I do not see as appropriate because to me he is no better than a rapist and a murderer who has not served his sentence. Do you think men of the cloth should be seen as of equal statues to these?
Brian appears to have completely misunderstood my request for money, in fact a paid position. While I do feel that my invalid's benefit is insufficient, and $12,000 does not cover the bills, which for a single person in a freehold home with rates, insurance food, electricity, vehicle registration, tyres etc amounts to over 24,000.
My request, laid out in my letter to him, was for $12,000. This is because, as he knows having attended meany services at which I have also been present, God is completely real. Logic dictates that if God is real, then Jesus is real. Otherwise, either God is real, but Jesus did not exist, or God does not exist at all. This was the position my father held. Whether he believed it is open to question. Brian clearly does not believe that I was Jesus. The judge in a court case in which I appeared said in front of my lawyer Craig Tuck LLB, M Phil he believes that I was Jesus, but the fact that I claimed not to believe it, even though I claimed I wrote a fictional book about what it could have been like to have been Jesus, 2,000 year ago did not contribute in any way to any perceived danger which members of the public may claim they feel, and thare was no reason in law to detain me. This was after my neighbour claimed that he felt threatened by me.
The fact is, that I have known since 1982 exactly who I am, who I was, and where I have been for the last 2,000 years, what I was doing. It is my choice whether I tell people who I think can cope with the knowledge, that I was Jesus, and my choice if I say I do not believe in God. Prior to 1982 I did not believe in God. Really I should have known in 1969 that man cannot walk on the moom if God does not exist, because there is too much radiation outside the atmosphere to survive in space, but I didn't think of it. What made me realize that there is a God was working on my thesis, to make the breakthrough in science which Einstein failed to make, with his "Unified Field" Theory. I believe I have achieved that breakthrough in 1983.
Perhaps you already believe in God, and you already believe in Jesus. Do you think that Jesus was just a normal boy growing up 2,000 years ago? Do you think his friends think he was different, or that he suddenly changed as he grew? We can only speculate, but I know certain things, and then there are things which I can prove. One thing which is in the bible, which I cannot prove but I believe Matthew 3:17 And lo a voice from heaven, saying, This is my beloved Son, in whom I am well pleased.
I can only speculate about why Brian has taken this particular stance. Perhaps he really doesn't understand that I can't live on $12,000 per year. Maybe he doesn't understand that I am real, and God is real, and that without me, and without God, there would be no Church, no collection, and no salary. Perhaps he thinks that I am deluded, and that I have no right to claim to have been or to be Jesus. In fact I don't believe I have any freedom of thought. I believe God controls me for his purpose absolutely, but I also believe that Jesus was the Greatest man who ever lived, and knowing that I am he makes me the greatest man who ever lived. I think the Judge understood this. I believe he understood that although I do not lack courage, that detaining a sane person in a psychiatric institution is an unusual and a cruel punishment, but I don't believe that rev Brian Hamilton understands this, because perhaps he prefers to believe that I am indeed mentally ill, not sane and logical with a measured IQ of 170, and he thinks that I have time to waste. I sincerely hope that he has brought this matter to your attention, and you are aware that I am asking that you urgently place a minimum of $20 in my account as a sign of good faith, and I shall in turn explain what I want, what the bottom line of my negotiation is, and what I can provide for the Church.
My minimum request is that you read the story about Sladja, and you can also read my thesis if you like, my JavaScript tutorial, and my life story.
You wouldn't really want to see some of teh dirty looks I get in Church, but you can see that I am serious. This Christmas will be as normal, with regular services, but next year christmas is going to be on Sunday 28th July, my birthday, so that the congregation "gets it". I'm also going to start lobbying government to have 28th and 29th July as statutary holidays, either as well as Christmas, in which case Christmas celebrations can resume, or instead of. We can't force people to worship God in the appropriate God, but we can set an example, and one hour per week is a minimal investment of time, and $10 a minimal request as a contribution to you salary and the work of teh church.
As I have attempted to explain to Brian, I am entitled to money from Telecom, because of software I own. It is not easy to make a rational argument to somebody who secretly believes you are either insane, or evil or a fake.
If Telecom charges $30 for internet services (currently they charge between $70 and $80 per month) they can afford to pay me $1. If 700 million internet connections in Europe paid me $1, I would collect 23 million per day. This year I am charging $5 per month, which is well over 100 million per day- either dollars or euros). When I have an agreement to collect this money I can invest it and send a proportion of it to church activities.
A computer is just a bunch of chips in a shoebox. It does not need humans to work, for teh most part, and wiring computers together is largely routine, and only occasionally is there a repair needed. It doesn't cost $30 per month or $1 per day to provide this service, so $29.95 is a fair price.
Telecom can provide this service to other providers for even $20 per month, and they can make good money on the $10 they make on top (if they charge $29.95 the same as telecom.
I perhaps should explain that we were using the Microsoft operating system at the Bay of Plenty Polytech in 1990, one year before Microsoft released it, and I claim to have written it, and the manual.
I'm also claiming ownership of Sun, the owner of JavaScript, as Dragon is the parent company and (I) my Grandfather brought a document back from China which confers ownership of Dragon. This has been sighted by the Shaolin Monks who acknowledge my legal right to own it. I own teh mouse software, and Sun has won important legal cases against Microsoft (bigger than the Dotcom case) in teh California courts, but I do not propose to get into court with microsoft because they would hold me there for years and cost me millions. I claim to own the microsoft ame and software, but it woud take space to show you my argument so I can put that on another page.
Contact Us
Rt Rev'd David Rice, PO Box 227, Napier. Ph (06) 834 0374bishop@waiapu.com
Bishop's P A
Belinda Barnhill, PO Box 227, Napier. Ph (06) 834 0374, fax (06) 835 2746
belinda@waiapu.com
Now you have a choice. You can accept what I'm saying is correct, arrange to make a payment to me, either as a loan secured against my freehold property or as a salary, and accept my invitation to put my case to Guardian Trust, or work against m while I approach other bishops, Archbishops and churches in other countrie, noteably South Africa Greece and Russia.
In addition, just to make sure we are clear about who is in charge, God or the church employees, there will be no more Christian Weddings in Church. They can either be outside, or in a registry office. It may surprise you to know that even though Sladja may not wish to marry me, I have been waiting six years to meet her, and I have been prevented from spending my own money to do this. I fail to understand why, apart from the fact that the power to say no is the only power Guardian Trust has over me.
You may wonder why I am doing this when it appears to be counter to everything I have worked for? Well I hope you appreciate this my life is fimite. There is no guarantee that I will be born again to the same parents Tim and Mary, that I was for this and my last life. Of course I als claim to have been my mother's father, and can be again, but being her son, or her father is not the same as being my father's son, and I need to achieve my Nobel Peace Prize in this lifetime because coming back again to do what I can do now would be pointless.
We are facing global warming, which I have seen before on numerous planets. I cannot prove it of course, but it happens very fast. Global temperatures should rise .5 of a degree one year, 2 degrees the next an 5 the following one. The year after that (year 4) there is a 10 degree increase in global temperatures. Species become extinct. Deserts are formed, heat waves and forest fires are common, crops fail, food prices rise, sea levels rise, ports all have to be shiftedinland, rebuilt or raised. It is hugely expensice, and two to three metres is going to happen without a miracle. The worst thing is the dust storms, bringing thousands of tonnes of dust into the cities, and wind which blows all the productive topsoil into the sea. Up to 90% of the humans will die. The race will survive, but we will go backwards and may even face an ice age. Millions of Americans are going to want to migrate to Australia, where there is water under the ground.
Why should there be a miracle, when we can solve this problem by putting a solar cell on every roof? We have been waiting three years since National got into office for the legislation. What is required is a 10% tax on motor spirits (petrol) and a 10% addition to the fuel of alcohol. That 20c a litre would raise (at least) $500 for every rate payer, more than enough to finance solar cells, and the United States needs to put a 50c a gallon tax. Of course we cannot do this because the lowest paid (60% of the population will always be poor- relatively) cannot afford an increase in teh price of fuel without a wage increase. I have been advocating a $2 an hour (15%) increase for some time, and Bill English is listening to my ideas. However we must maintain relativity in wages, and this means a $6 ($240 a week) increase for nurses and school teachers, those who earn three times the minimum. This puts wage earners into three bands. Those who look in their pay packets every week and see after tax, either $500, $1,000 or $1,500. This is the minimum needed, but the only way the government can pay for it is by borrowing it from teh Bank of England (the people of Great Britain). This is, as they say, a win win. The interest rate is 5% but the loan need never be repaid. I have gone into this isn some detail elsewhere, but in short it depends upon a rising exchange rate between England (Great Britain) and Europe. In 1976 Moet cost £2 per bottle. This is now worth $50 New Zealand, but pppeople who earn pounds will always be better off than those who earn Euros, and it is hoped that Ireland realizes this soon and drops the Euro as its currency.
We also face a genetic engineering disaster if we fail to legislate against it, and a nuclear power disaste even though the world needs nuclear power as never before because there is a global power shortage, increasing demand, and there is great danger in using coal to generate electricity because it causes global warming by increasing CO2 levels.
My car need replacing. If it is stolen, I cannot afford to replace it. Unfortunately working for a living is not an option, because while it solves my income problem, it does dot solve my relationship with the church. Unfortunately, or fortunately, the church is stuck with me. I do not mean Catholics, Jews or Moslems. Obviously I want to receive all teh money Catholics pay into th collection, and keep it for a few weeks before returning it to them. They will not agree, but teh divided Kingdom cannot prevail. There is only one Christian Church, and it is on this planet, and there is only one Royal Family.
On the next page are some of the brand names I claim to own.
I trust that this has been informative. There is no prize for being second best at the game of strategy, but remember Christ did not have a Christian Church 2,000 years ago, and it is still the year 2012 all over the world this year.
Yours sincerely,
Malcolm Baker.