Go back to the beginning (Borzoi)
Screwdriver Orange juice and nuts (w nutcracker)
2. Stilson wrench; Blackcurrant juice
3. Sledge hammer; Grapefruit juice
4. Hacksaw; Pineapple juice (Coke)
5. Tape measure;
6 ♠ Spade; Apple juice
7.Bloody Mary; Tomato juice
8. Polygrips; Cranberry juice
9. Needle nosed pliers; Kiwifruit juice
10; Vicegrips; Strawberry juice
In a word, what is this page about? Monopoly.
That said, the antidote to a monopoly, and higher prices, is purchasing power. Choice.
When you go to your favourite bar, (once you are old enough) you order the same drink, for the same price, or do you have a choice.
See which vodka (Cossack, Borzio, Smirnoff) and fruitjuice drink you can choose on the screwdriver (vodka and orange) page.
You should always eat when you drink. Does your drink come with complimentary food, or even cheese and crackers?
Who can fix a leak?
Wouldn't we all love to be Nigella Lawson?
At least you can have her pavlova recipe.
All the tools (Vodka drinks) belong to the plumber's toolkit, so the screwdriver is used as a small lever, and to do up and undo things like hoseclips, which are not just used by a motor mechanic.
Why? Because when you go into a bar, and want a drink, maybe you want a Gin spade, a spade or a Baccardi Hacksaw, you what to know what you will get. Ordder a Stilson wrench, and you know it is black currant and has stilson cheese on a cracker of some sort. Order a screwdriver, or a bloody mary, you know whether it has orange juice or tomato juice. Easy.
In Poland, vodka (Polish: wódka; obsolete: gorzałka) has been produced since the early Middle Ages. The world's first written mention of the drink and the word "vodka" was in 1405 from Akta Grodzkie,[7] the court documents from the Palatinate of Sandomierz in Poland.[7] At the time, the word vodka (wódka), referred to chemical compounds such as medicines and cosmetics' cleansers, while the popular beverage was called gorzałka (from the Old Polish gorzeć meaning to burn), which is also the source of Ukrainian horilka (горілка). The word vodka written in the Cyrillic alphabet appeared first in 1533, in relation to a medicinal drink brought from Poland to Russia by the merchants of Kievan Rus'.[7] In these early days, the spirits were used mostly as medicines. Stefan Falimierz asserted in his 1534 works on herbs that vodka could serve "to increase fertility and awaken lust". Around 1400 it became also a popular drink in Poland. Wódka lub gorzała (1614), by Jerzy Potański, contains valuable information on the production of vodka. Jakub Kazimierz Haur, in his book Skład albo skarbiec znakomitych sekretów ekonomii ziemiańskiej (A Treasury of Excellent Secrets about Landed Gentry's Economy, Kraków, 1693), gave detailed recipes for making vodka from rye.